Coulson Lives, Dammit! 

  • Me: Coulson Lives, Dammit!
  • Friend: HE DOES
  • Friend: HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DIE
  • Friend: too many loopholes, NOPE I DONT BELIEVE HE'S DEAD
  • Friend: Fury lies
  • Friend: Fury is a lying liar who lies
  • Friend: Coulson lives.